Funny joke – I was in..
Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?” Me: “John” Homeless man: “So Johnny,…
Funny – Cöp on horse…
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light…
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WEAR !! (FUNNY STORY)
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WEAR !! A man and woman drive to the store, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man…
A wise old gentleman retired and..
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and…
A pirate walked into a bar and the..
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible. ‘What do you mean?’…
An old lady is speeding down a highway
An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over, and…
LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK (FUNNY)
LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went…
People are upset over sign KFC store posted on their doors – Restaurant refuses to take it down
Many of you may have heard of the veterans discount. Those that have served in the military can avail of offers and discounts in many stores and…
How Does Patrick Swayze’s Widow Live Now That She Married a Billionaire and Still Kept Her Natural Beauty?
Patrick Swayze was devoted to his one and only wife for the rest of his life, and she was devoted to him until his death. The American…
When a Photographer came to take photos of 100 year Old Twins
Sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the…